commandereyebrows:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

people only ever seem to notice the negative.

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groans:

Excellent

groans:

Excellent

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sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

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elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

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crocodilepatronus:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

uh

image

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love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

call-me-bunny-banana:

Three Wise Monkeys

It looks like they’ve just watched the HIMYM finale

Reblogging for that comment

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telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

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One of the reasons why I don’t like the word famous it’s because then people use it afterwards. They go like ‘he used to be famous’ but he is not famous anymore. Like I was a guy before. I was the same guy during and I’m the same guy afterwards but people think they can label your life..”

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2.22 → 9.13

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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imaginesharrypotter:

requested by anon: Fred and George’s first scene, and last scene together.  (That last scene is painful though, damnit)

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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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